Tactical Nuclear Penguin
Friday, January 13th, 2012Style: Ÿber-Imperial Stout
ABV: 32%
Presentation: Single 375 ml green bottle, caged and corked
Brewery: BrewDog
Country: Scotland, U.K.
As Scotland’s largest independent brewery, and certainly no stranger to the international press, it’s quite astounding that BrewDog has only been operating since 2007. The founders are two friends, Martin Dickie and James Watt, who seem to have a personal mandate of pushing the ticket when it comes to making beer.
After only 2 years of being in business and already producing a fairly solid line up of craft beer, the BrewDog crew decided it was time to tip the apple cart while doing some serious experimenting. The result was claiming the record for making the world’s strongest beer.
It takes a fairly lengthy method in order to attain the final results for Tactical Nuclear Penguin, although most of the magic seems to happen after the initial brewing process. The TNP starts out as the already notable BrewDog house Imperial Stout which clocks in at 10% abv. It’s aged for 8 months in an Isle of Arran barrel to help increase the alcohol content. Following that it’s transferred to an Islay cask to rest for another 8 months, technically making this BrewDog’s first double barrel-aged beer, which would be impressive on its own if it wasn’t for what comes next.
The double barrel aged and augmented beer is then stored for 3 weeks or so at a local ice cream factory near the brewery at a temperature of -20 degrees C. This technique of ice distillation was first discovered by accident by German brewers in the late 1800’s. There are many stories and opinions over who and where and when it happened first, but it is generally conceded to have been someplace in northern Bavaria, and many pinpoint that to the city of Kulmbach. The short version goes some barrels of Doppelbock were accidently left outside overnight when the temperature dipped down well before freezing. The seams of the barrels burst, the water content of the beer froze, however the liquid that was left in the middle of the ice was a sweeter, stronger concentrated version of beer, and was labelled an Eisbock.
This same process is applied to BrewDog’s barrel-enhanced Imperial Stout (an EisImpStout?), as it is repeatedly decanted from the ice until the final alcohol content of 32% is obtained. As of Thursday November 26th in 2009, BrewDog had set the record for producing the strongest beer in the world at that point with Tactical Nuclear Penguin.
The release of this beer didn’t come without controversy either. There were some factions who protested against the point of making such a strong beer, claiming that it would lead to excessive consumption and irresponsible abuse (as opposed to producers of cheap strong malt liquor?), even though a 12 oz. bottle of TNP was retailing for around $70 Canadian at the time. Then some of the beer geek squad questioned the validity of TNP as still being labeled as a legitimate beer, rather than some beer-based offshoot, given all the post-production necessary after the brewing process, especially all the distillation necessary from the freezing process. There were others who also wrote this all off as a publicity stunt, and the beer itself a mere novelty. Of course I’ll leave it up to you to decide what you think about either issue.
As a tongue-in-cheek marketing decision BrewDog decided to release each bottle of Tactical Nuclear Penguin in a brown paper bag, on which is a felt drawing of a penguin and the alcohol content. Conveniently the folks at the brewery also provided a cork along with each bottle, for the sake of helping to moderate consumption one would imagine.
The title of world’s strongest beer that Tactical Nuclear Penguin held didn’t last very long however. By December 2009 that title had been passed along to the German brewery Schorschbräu for their 40% Schorschbock. BrewDog volleyed back in February 2010
and reclaimed that title with the cheeky 41% Sink The Bismarck. In May of the same year Schorschbräu one-upped the Scots once again with another Schorschbock, this time at 43%. The Dutch brewery ‘t Koelschip chimed in on this battle with their 45% Oblix. BrewDog responded with 12 bottles of The End Of History, which had an alcohol content of an eye-popping 55%. Also grabbing the eye was the taxidermied stoats and grey squirrels the bottles were mounted in. Schorschbräu thought they had things settled with a 57% version of their Schorschbock, but the Dutch ‘t Koelschip brewery seems to hold the current title at a whopping 60% with their response to BrewDog, a beer called Start The Future.
I’m not sure about you, but it seems to me this whole strong beer race got a bit out of hand rather fast. Sure it’s exciting to push the limits of a craft, however I personally start to question the drinkability of these extreme “high test” beers, let alone whether they are still beer, or just malt-based spirits. That aside, let’s now explore this beer from BrewDog that helped trigger this whole contest of brewing muscle.
It’s entirely up to you whether you choose to refrigerate your bottle of Tactical Nuclear Penguin or not. Just be forewarned that earlier batches have had an intermittent issue of popping their caps or exploding when not kept chilled. This is the result of the beer being bottled at -10 C, so when it gets to warm there’s a chance of excessive carbon dioxide development. I would certainly allow it to warm up an hour or so before sampling if you do refrigerate it.
This is also a good one to consider sharing with some interested friends—plus a group of people chipping in can also help offset the price of a bottle. Since it’s in your best interest to consider a sample size of one or two ounces (although if you want to chug the whole bottle in one sitting that’s your prerogative), some different glassware selections are in order. A snifter or Whiskey tumbler are decent options, as are port or sherry glasses—the smaller the vessel the more self-control you can effortlessly enforce.
The formidable Tactical Nuclear Penguin appears in a glass as a dark brown hue, with translucent chestnut highlights when held to direct light. There is no head, and due to the alcohol content you shouldn’t expect one. The aroma is sharp, boozy and somewhat vinous at first. Behind it sits some roasted malt and coffee notes, while every inhale is supplemented with intense warm alcohol. When you’re ready to take the plunge take relief in the fact that the flavour is far more refined than the Wild West show taking place on the nose. You’re greeted with a sharp spike of raisins and alcohol up front in the flavour, then softening up with coffee, dark roasted malts and some peat on the finish. The aftertaste dries out considerably, while the alcohol heat increases. Some char, licorice root and molasses can be detected now and then as it sits and breathes. As for the mouthfeel it is on the thin side, the carbonation is absent, although the texture is slick, slippery and a bit silky.
There’s no question that you should probably consume some food before or after consuming some Tactical Nuclear Penguin to possibly prevent some potential calamity, especially if you’re tackling the whole bottle in one go (which personally I didn’t, and nor do I recommend). As for munching on something compatible while sipping you TNP the picking get pretty slim. BrewDog recommends serving it with some vanilla bean ice cream or some dark 80%+ cocoa chocolates. Adding to that I would also suggest some roasted nuts or smoked meats to help take the edge off. As for pairing with an entree I will leave that up to your own personal discretion and exploration if you’re up for the challenge.
The next steps in the cooler:
From This Brewery:
5am Saint
77 Lager
Alice Porter
Tokyo
Trashy Blonde
Lateral Steps:
Ha, ha….none.
For The Adventurous:
BrewDog Sink The Bismarck (coming soon…)







