SILENUS
Belgian Style Tripel - 355ml/$3.99

"The original Greek god of good times, Silenus was eventually retired into the retinue of Dionysus, but he sure showed that kid a thing or two. The drink of choice for Silenus was beer, and he held the power of prophecy while under the influence (and he was always under the influence). For the ultimate props gag he even gave King Midas the golden touch, although we hear that didn't end very well."

RAGUTIENE
Baltic Porter - 355ml/$4.99

"The Slavic peoples of Eastern Europe are a pretty diverse crowd, and their collective pantheon of ancient gods covered a lot of territory regarding daily life and the universe beyond. Unfortunately for us theirs was a culture of oral traditions and as a result didn't leave much of a paper trail to flesh out the faces and personalities behind the remaining deity roll call that has survived. At least the fresh faced and rosy cheeked goddess of beer Ragutiene hasn't been completely forgotten, and leaves a smile on the lips of those who sip on her special creation. It may come as no surprise that her darling husband Ragupatis is the god of fermentation, forming a matrimonial power duo in the matters of liquid euphoria. Budmo!"